Signs She's Not Interested

1.  Her text replies always consist of one word, maybe two. 

2.  She tells you she can’t talk right now because she has to go eat strawberries. 

3.  All of a sudden, in the name of sugar-geese, she's into women even though you took her out two days ago.

4.  She frequently stares into space with a blank look on her face, making you question “What are you thinking about?” – She’s thinking “I don’t want to be here.”

5.  She suddenly tells you about sexual fantasies and desires that gross you out – and not a lot of sexual fantasies are known to gross you out.