Signs She's Not Interested

1.  Her text replies always consist of one word, maybe two. 

2.  She tells you she can’t talk right now because she has to go eat strawberries. 

3.  All of a sudden, in the name of sugar-geese, she's into women even though you took her out two days ago.

4.  She frequently stares into space with a blank look on her face, making you question “What are you thinking about?” – She’s thinking “I don’t want to be here.”

5.  She suddenly tells you about sexual fantasies and desires that gross you out – and not a lot of sexual fantasies are known to gross you out.

Signs You're Getting Dumped

 

1.  He says “I need to figure myself out,” “I don’t know who I am,” or “I don’t know what I want anymore.” 

2. Silence is no longer comfortable between you two – it’s uncomfortable and awkward and you want to hide in a corner and cry. 

3.  He text replies “Miss you too” instead of “I miss you too.” 

4. He looks like he’s constantly strategizing and thinking over something.

5.  You have this terrible intuition in the center of your little heart and you become worried or anxious without reason.

6.  He says “Do you ever think your life would be better without me?” OMG RUN!

7.  He doesn’t initiate “Stuff” as often.

8.  His schedule becomes 3 million times busier. 

9.  Lately he’s been stressed out to no end – this may be irrelevant to your relationship, but believe me, one thing can lead to another.

10.         1 NEW MESSAGE: “We need to talk.”