X:
A variable pertaining to quantity, location, or anything else I do not want you to know. X can refer to anything from four-hundred-and-fifty-two dollars to a location in Ontario, to the name of certain people I happen to encounter, and/or hold dear to my little heart.
“The post-apocalyptic state I lived in for X.”
Entertainful:
Entertaining, fun, amusing; An event which has succeeded in delivering entertainment and/or laughter.
“I could not think of anything, let alone of something mildly entertainful.”
Sugar-Geese:
An expression used to heighten the intensity and exaggeration in a sentence. Sugar-Geese are not imaginary creatures, they simply exist to add an eccentric twist to the quality of story-telling. Synonymous to: Sugar-Bunnies, Muffins, or any sort of religious icons such as ‘Jesus Christ,’ ‘God,’ or ‘Buddha.’
Sentence Example: “All of a sudden, in the name of sugar-geese…”
Same effect as “All of a sudden in the name of Buddha/Jesus Christ…”
Impatiencing:
Adjective used to describe events that made me wait eighty-nine-and-a-half years, or sparked my impatience in some other way, shape, or form.
“Last night, the edge I was resting on became so impatiencing that I actually watched Jersey Shore.”
My-Litte-Heart:
An expression found in many of my story-telling entries; used to heighten the strange atmosphere. My-Little-Heart does not pertain to any sort of “Lack of heart” or cruelness. Like Sugar-geese, it is simply an expression.
“My little heart beats with disgrace.”
