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I have a thing for extreme exaggeration and sarcasm and may at times come off as a little bit eccentric. A little bit obsessive compulsive. My theme is black and white, and I refuse to add color. The only color you'll ever see is the red font slightly above this paragraph.
One of my specialties is conducting lists due to their production of the warm fuzzies, and categories on visited page tend to go as follows:
I have a thing for extreme exaggeration and sarcasm and may at times come off as a little bit eccentric. A little bit obsessive compulsive. My theme is black and white, and I refuse to add color. The only color you'll ever see is the red font slightly above this paragraph.
One of my specialties is conducting lists due to their production of the warm fuzzies, and categories on visited page tend to go as follows:
RUIN IT WITH CINDERELLA/PRINCE CHARMING:
How to f*** up a date, relationship, or anything at all with the opposite sex.
STORY-TIME:
Some of the random adventures of my daily existence.
On occasion, random and/or unexpected entries come up based on level of creativity I am undergoing. Unexpected entries include ‘The Date Rubric’ and ‘Stages of Clinginess.’
WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT:
Systematic Error hopes to terminate your boredom with word play from all subjects one can mentally grasp, including ones that I have no knowledge on whatsoever, such as mathematics, science, and astrophysics. Some hopefully entertainful bits and pieces on life, love, and sex.
