Ruin it With Prince Charming [7]

1.  Apologize for things you didn’t do because he pressured you to do so.

2.  Send him a message AGAIN, even if he ignored you three days ago.

3. Use reverse psychology in the hope that he will respond accordingly. “I’m fine.” Slam his car door shut.

4.  Reply to his text messages instantly so he knows you’re always available. “Omg baby I’m so happy you msged, I was sitting by my cell all night waiting for the red light of my blackberry to vividly flash. IMY <3”

5.  Nag nag nag. It’s the only technique proven to actually work. Of course he’s gonna want to spend more time with you. Of course he’ll become more considerate. Of course he’ll want to call you more frequently. What kind of psychopath does not get turned on by nagging?

6.  Cry every time he f***s up. It makes you look totally in control of your emotions. Of course it doesn’t give him the control, nor does it make you vulnerable.

7.  Throw out something he got you because you’re pissed at him. Cry with regret shortly afterward.

8.  Forgive him for being a complete d*** because at least he’s not ignoring you anymore.

9.  Make it known to him that you’re afraid he’ll break up with you. Verbally telling him is a bonus.

10.     Pay him surprise visits due to your trust issues. Show up at his work. Make an appearance at boys night. Show up at his apartment at one in the morning too. But bring a late night snack so he doesn’t think you’re a total creep. Guys love surprises. Not a joke.