Ruin it With Prince Charming [4]

1.  Verbalize your pickiness in food when you have dinner with his family. 

2.  Be a complete b**** to his friends.

3.  Talk sh** about his ex to make yourself feel better.

4.  Hand in hand with #3, facebook stalk his ex and send her hate mail. 

5.  Throw a tantrum because he didn’t show up with a promise ring on your one year anniversary. 

6.  Always cook him dinner that makes him puke and/or spend the remainder of the evening in the washroom.

7.  B**** and whine about sports teams he enjoys.

8.  Never let him pick the movie, like the princess that you are.

9.  Check guys out from the passenger seat of his car as he’s driving. You know what, wink at them too. 

10.         Criticize his hair, clothes, eyebrows, and overall appearance.

BONUS:

Tell him it's stupid/ridiculous that women should still cook meals.