1. Spit at the ground as often as you can.
2. Brag about your sexual talents and all the girls you’ve slept with.
3. Wear sunglasses inside and/or at night, or any other time when the sun is vividly hiding from you.
4. Tell her you’re a god who will not be brought to the level of a peasant.
5. BBM her while she visits the restroom just to inform her how much you miss her.
6. Show up to the date in a cowboy hat. (Courtesy of Laura-goose)
7. Use the word babe/baby/honey/angel/sweetheart/bella in every fricken’ sentence.
8. Drive like a maniac – nothing is sexier than the thought of dying in a car.
9. Tell her she would look hotter as a blonde even though she’s a brunette or vice versa.
10. Insult her intelligence, especially effective in larger groups.
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