Ruin it With Prince Charming [3]

1.  Make sure your room/apartment is a disaster the first time he sees it. 

2.  Be a materialistic sh** and b**** at him because he got you a box of chocolate on Valentine’s Day instead of a designer purse and/or jewelry. 

3.  B**** at him and make a scene in public – do it in front of his friends, + 10! 

4.  Change the radio station as soon as you get into his car as if you own him and his taste in music.

5.  Allow him to get you naked on the first date. 

6.  Inform everybody about every fight you have, including your neighbors, friends in Alaska, dog, and facebook. Don’t forget twitter!

7.  Constantly  express interest in his attractive male friends and mean it too.

8.  Never say “Thank you” when he opens a door for you. 

9.  Create a plan to change and perfect him and have no shame in doing so. 

10.         Use past events and arguments against him whenever you’re defenseless.