1. Never pay or even OFFER to pay, as if he’s your sugar daddy.
2. Tell him how you can’t have sugar due to the diet you’re on when he wants to take you out for ice cream.
3. Show up in practically nothing on the first few dates and then label him an a**hole for making a move on you.
4. Tell him the two of you are gonna make sexy kids after the third date.
5. Decline every single compliment he gives you like an insecure sh**!
6. B**** at him while you’re at the movies for thinking that the half-naked woman on the screen is hot. He’s a guy. If he doesn’t find half-naked women hot, be worried.
7. Agree with everything he says even if you don’t agree with him, because that way, you’ll have more in common.
8. Never challenge or speak up to him, even if he verbally tells you that your friends are wh****.
9. Call him every half hour when he’s out with his friends with text messages in between.
10. Dump him because someone hotter came along – and left you a week later!
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