Ruin it With Cinderella [1]

1.  Typ3 l1k3 th1s (or lyk this. it showz how intelligent u r nd itz super hawt)

2.  Tell her that you usually go for looks, but for her you’ll make an exception.

3.  Tell her you’re incapable of falling in love.

4.  Look in a mirror every chance you get.

5.  Show up late to every date because you took longer to get ready than she did.

6.  Call her something lame and ridiculous like “Hotwheels.”

7.  Tell her vivid stories of your ex as often as possible.

8.  Greet her with a “Yo!” as often as you can. She’ll fall in love.

9.  Check out the waitress and say “I bet you wish you had a body like that!”

10.         Brag about your non-existent social life thanks to video games and porn.

BONUS:

Declare your intention to live in your parents’ house until you’re married – Italians, you have been warned.

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