Ruin it With Cinderella [6]

 

1.  Ask for her hand in marriage in the middle of a coffee date even though you have no established relationship. (Courtesy of Ayesha Zubair)

2.  Ask her if she wants to play slapjack whilst having lunch.

3. Try to convince and/or beg her to like you even though she expressed her lack of interest.

4.  Obtain the mentality that you’re the best thing in her life since her blackberry because you have money and you’re hot.

5.  Act like a total son of a b**** to her around your friends. One word answers and cold shoulder for the win.

6.  Let your friends run your life and tell you who to pick up and drive to places in your car even if they're people you barely know/talk to.

7. Make no effort to include her in plans with your friends, especially if both males and females are present.

8.  Tell her that you understand women. LOL no further comment.

9. Tell her you are a divine, sophisticated, and cunning creature.

10.  Verbally express your cheapness as often as you possibly can.