Dear 2011,
It brings me great sadness to kiss you goodbye as the final week or so of your presence, crumbles in my little hands. Actually that’s a filthy lie. I’m happy to get rid of your unproductive, procrastinating, money-spending ass. Nonetheless, I’d like to thank you for the things you had to offer in our relationship, such as:
-The arrival of my bad-ass German wheelchair after its X-month delivery process.
-The electronic-sticky-notes that brought me back to sanity after a post-apocalyptic state. (See ‘Variable Ex’ in Story-Time.)
-The dumping of my psychology program for Communications.
-The super-cute clothing items in my drawers that still contain price-tags.
-All the stupid sh** I bought like fancily-decorated-boxes, piles of sticky-notes, polka-dotted aprons, fancy wooden spoons, organic baby powder, and so on.
-All of the useful stuff I bought, like my white fur coat, fairy-tale mirror, extra drawers for my clothes, leopard bedding from Hong Kong, strapless tops in X colors, apple-flavored-laptop, blackberry, and much more.
-The finality of my artificial black hair after a seven-hour encounter with hydrogen-peroxide.
-The opportunity to live downtown in bad-ass central!
-The super-power to detect poisonous people in my life.
-A very special encounter with someone quite spectacular.
-The X dollars I dropped at the mall this summer, amounting to X times my tuition fee.
-The new fluffy sugarplum that moved into my house and ruined precisely X pairs of shoes, one purse, and two Givenchy lipsticks.
-The twelve pairs of sunglasses which now reside in my drawer.
-The job and bank account that made all the splurging possible, in partnership with the company of my friends and other loved ones.
Anyhow, it’s not you it’s ME. And I happen to have my eyes on something new, who goes by the name of ‘2012’. Oh, the things I’m gonna do to it!
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